Late to the party...

but this is no less great. It's an apparently fan-made video for Arcade Fire's "My Body is a Cage."



One other thing: Led Zeppelin and Metallica have been confirmed for Bonnaroo but not announced. Whoa. Hopefully Ian Astbury wasn't lying either!

Can you smell that?

From the Sun-Sentinel.com front page:

Deputy: Man caught sniffing panties during Fort Pierce burglary

The story is pretty straight ahead but the headline is gold if you're not expecting it.

A good point, but...

would this argument hold water? Possibly only if you use the final argument at the end.

You may not know Saul Williams...

but you know Trent Reznor. And he's right about how awesome Saul Williams is. The two of them together should be retarded. And you can get it for free, or pay for it, from them. As ordered, I am spreading the word:





What with all the whining about the loss of Oink this week this is an opportunity to actually support an artist, or not, and it is entirely up to you. Either way, it's not stealing - which Oink was. These retards need to get over it and find other places to steal, er, download music from. Criticizing the music industry, no matter how on point the criticism, doesn't change the fact that you are getting something for free that somebody expects to get paid for.

So fucking pay for the Saul Williams album, just like you did (or didn't) for the Radiohead album.

Do they qualify as a supergroup?

The Innocent is a thrash metal band from California.

Made up of members of Bleeding Through (Brandan Schieppati), Bad Religion (Brooks Wackerman), The Distillers (Ryan Sinn) and No Use For A Name (Dave Nassie), this may or may not be the worlds first thrash supergroup. I'm pretty sure the members' original bands have to be totally fucking huge and only Bad Religion qualifies as that.

Regardless, they're not too shabby - if you like that head-banging growling pounding shit. (And you know we do!)

The Innocent on MySpace

Nobody saw that Tarantino movie anyway

I've been meaning to post the new Queens of the Stone Age video up here for a while - at least since it was new. Perhaps it is a ripoff of his half of Grindhouse - Death Proof - but who really cares? There are girls kicking ass, whipping each other and making out, there's a guy with a hook and a lot of blood flies around. All this to the sounds of one of the best songs on Era Vulgaris. Someone should make this movie for real.

Episode 30: Ducks Don't Get Horny

We insure none of us will have a carrier in politics with this episode of The Adam Blas Cast. We speculate on the origin of the “gangbang” and wonder why humans are the only perverted animals in the world. We also play the he or she game, which puts our crying game skills to the test. Somewhere along the line we go back and revisit Jmeeting and see the most disturbing person ever. You wont believe what he was doing.

So sneak your ipod into church and listen to The Adam Blas Cast.

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Episode 29: What Happened to Episodes 27 and 28

Why Can’t Tila Tequila accept the fact she is just a hot piece of ass and stop trying to be a real celebrity. Her music is so bad plus she ripped off J-kwon In the Club. We bitch up a storm about her and call her cell phone she has set up for fans. We tried real hard to sound professional during her call be we pretty much just called her a cunt and hung up. Oh well, we will try harder next time. Plus we talk about Britney not wearing panties AGAIN and what happens to ladies who wear skirts. Oh episodes 27 and 28 are coming but this one is real good so it’s coming out first. Make sure you tell your friends about the show and leave comments on iTunes for us.

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Vengeance, a badge and a taser...

If this doesn't cause protest and civil unrest in Gainesville then people really must not care about their freedom or anything else any more.

What happened to my University? And why was the speech at the University Auditorium? Why not the O'Dome for a Senator and former presidential candidate? They used to plan for people getting emotional when questioning their leaders at campus events. This happens at every similar speech at UF, and yet this time it ends with a kid being pinned down by cops and shocked with a weapon while he screams in agony.

What a disgrace.



Yes, dude was being an asshole, and he should have walked away when UPD told him to. But a taser? Seriously? This wouldn't happen to a drunk asshole at a football game - it should be guaranteed not to happen in a arena made for it. Even John Kerry said that.

Only grannies wear panties

Though I'm sure there's a feminist out there that says this'll set the cause back 30 or 40 years, we (yes, I'm invoking the entire crew here) think it's a step forward. Underwear used to be required, and now it is not. Progress, sweet progress.

Considering the links below are both New York-based, you've got to wonder where else this pantie-less revolution holds true. And no matter where you are, keep an eye out for the two ladies on the Gawker post - we know a little something they don't have!

PANTIES & ‘ANTIS’: SHUNNED-ERWEAR (New York Post)

Naked Sexy Ladies Without Underpants Are Everywhere (Gawker)

Now that's an idea!

Has the Adam Blas Cast become a trendsetter for Hip Hop too? Lexi Hawk entered this video into a contest for MF Doom, whose "MM..Food" has just been rereleased on Rhymesayers.

Some might argue that using a sticker (or pasty as we call them) to cover up one's bits is more classy. To those people I ask: Whoever said we had class?

Write our name in anything on anything you want - especially if you're gonna follow Lexi's example.



(via RAINDROPHUSTLA)

Real beer comes in bottles!

Despite that title, I've got nothing against beer in cans. I just don't normally buy it - unless it's the mighty Pabst Blue Ribbon, in which case a can is the only thing to drink it out of.

Maybe I've been living in a box but I never had a clue Corona came in a can. Why would you want Corona in a can? How will you mock others when they can't see the lime floating in your beer? And, does it change the taste? Can vs. bottle with Coke makes a difference.

Plus, how the fuck can it be the same price? I know that Corona is a Mexican beer bottled in Texas for U.S. drunks, but who thought the sophisticated drinkers of Mexican piss water wouldn't notice?

Tell us what you think! Comment below on the great can vs. bottle Corona debate (even though I'm the only one discussing it) or email comments@adamblascast.net.

And if I'm just an asshole for never noticing the cans, be sure to mention that too because, well, I need to know these things.

(For the record, a cold Corona is ALWAYS a good thing!)

Who's drunk now?

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Sony dropped the price of Playstation 3 by $100. That's pretty sweet – except for the fact that it's still a $500 video game system. What, do they think this is a cell phone or something? Just buy a Wii .

Sony Cuts PlayStation 3 Price, Aims to Double Sales

Kobe Bryant has been publicly demanding a trade from the Lakers since the day after the team was eliminated in the first round of the NBA playoffs. We're not going to recount the whole sad saga here - if you want to know Kobe's deal, just start with the rape allegation and follow him since then to see the selfish, self-serving act he has become. What got him noticed over here is the audio and video recordings of Kobe telling fans that he won't be in L.A. long that have got him noticed by the Blas Cast. (And as fans of the Shaq, Kobe can go fuck himself anyway!)

The recordings are exactly what they sound like, the schmuck telling fans at a local mall that he's out of L.A. as soon as possible. It's the ad that follows both recordings that got us going. French maids? And they're not even naked? With free advertising from the New York Times, you'd think they'd make it worth it....

Maybe the maid's advice is good but we wouldn't know. We were too busy waiting for the towel to fall or the skirt to ride up.

Foot in mouth

Episode 24, well, you'll see. Recording was finished tonight, the second of two sessions, and if a clusterfuck could be a living, breathing, sweating beast of perversion and retarded immaturity, this would be it. There was alcohol involved, and you'll see where that got Adam. Go to adamblascast.net and check out the old episodes... there's no telling how this one is gonna turn out.

A few more details might get pinched off before the episode hits the net so for now this should offer a glimpse...

New album from Tomahawk

Paper Thin Walls has "Sun Dance," the first single off the new Tomahawk album, Anonymous. PTW's Christopher Weingarten doesn't really like it, though, at least partially because of the concept behind the album - "Sun Dance" and the 12 other tracks on Anonymous are their interpretation of Native American tribal music.

The first two albums from Tomahawk, compared with this one, is like the difference between Faith No More and Mr. Bungle. In fact, this track wouldn't be all that out of place on either Album of the Year or California. But the sudden move from the structured verses and choruses on Tomahawk and Mit Gas to the kind of perfect weirdness Bungle was up to for so long is still jarring. The movie theme idea worked out well for Fantomas, and based on "Sun Dance" it sounds like it'll do fine here. Even so, WhineyG has a point - why bother with "the musical equivalent of "Apocalypto?" That's a pretty dead on point, though it could still seem more dead on 10 hours from now, once I've listened to the entire album.

Here's the link to the review, an mp3 of "Sun Dance" and a brewing discussion of the album.

And there will be a review of Anonymous up here soon.

Sexual landmarks

I was at least as perverted in middle school as I am now, the major difference being that I have a better vocabulary now - or so I thought.

For a school project about France, some middle schoolers I am aware of made reference to the Eiffel Tower and its variant the Golden Gate Bridge. Both involve a threesome and a high five. And yet, perhaps i am the only ignorant one here, I had no idea of the power of landmarks to inspire brilliant sexual references that adults won't pick up.

Suddenly, I feel a little old. At least I can make like the 12-year-olds and study the Urban Dictionary.

Validation

My boss just told me to turn that damn radio off and get back to work. Yes, this is normal for me. But I was listening to episode 22, just uploaded this morning. You know it's got to be good if people think it's professional from the screeching "mother fucking Bill Gates!" Reason enough to download? I think so.

Let's get this out of the way now

"Nappy-headed hos"? That's that what got Imus fired? I get it - there's no reason to be mocking women with good grades who play basketball well, especially not by demeaning them racially - but nobody listens to Imus. he's old. And if he wants to, he'll get another job and be paid just as much, and still act as apologetic has he would have if he hadn't of been fired.

It's also not good when people who get paid to enrage listeners and provoke thought, even the bull shit that Imus and Stern pump out on a daily basis, are getting shut down because someone got offended. Seriously, who gives a shit about Imus any more? Oh, and is rap music really still effecting the way people act? Like metal makes listeners murder people? This is fucking retarded.

Racism existed before rap music, just like drugs and murder. Imus and his buddies made a racist joke while they were on the air - both black and white people do this on a daily basis about each other, often to each other. I also get why it is so offensive and has no business being on the radio. Oh well, he was an asshole with boring show anyway. Let him go enjoy his money, write a few mean-spirited books and collect money on the college speaking circuit.

The jump off...

(Figured I'd start this thing off with talk of super stars. No telling where we go after this, though.)

Janine and Jenna. Porn stars known far beyond the world of porn by only their first names. The trailer for their latest work, however, demands the term film be attached, it being about 5 minutes long and carrying all the drama of a deep sci fi action flick - but with money shots. "The last rites of primal seduction" is how the Web site bills it. Porn fucking is porn fucking - but the devil grabbing hold of some poor woman's face and making like a caveman doing it for the second time is a whole other story. The "Janine Loves Jenna" home page mentions an unprecedented budget, and I can only imagine what that means, but you'd think they could put some kind of meaningful soundtrack to what could have been a great trailor. or maybe just some dialogue.

Check it out: "Janine Loves Jenna" trailer

This is the sequel to "Bella Loves Jenna." I don't feel guilty that I didn't know that until after I saw this trailer. And I did not watch the trailer for that first one. (Which I also do not feel guilty for.)

For more, I defer to the masters:
Janine Loves Jenna (via Fleshbot)
Bella Loves Jenna (via Fleshbot)