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Sony dropped the price of Playstation 3 by $100. That's pretty sweet – except for the fact that it's still a $500 video game system. What, do they think this is a cell phone or something? Just buy a Wii .

Sony Cuts PlayStation 3 Price, Aims to Double Sales

Kobe Bryant has been publicly demanding a trade from the Lakers since the day after the team was eliminated in the first round of the NBA playoffs. We're not going to recount the whole sad saga here - if you want to know Kobe's deal, just start with the rape allegation and follow him since then to see the selfish, self-serving act he has become. What got him noticed over here is the audio and video recordings of Kobe telling fans that he won't be in L.A. long that have got him noticed by the Blas Cast. (And as fans of the Shaq, Kobe can go fuck himself anyway!)

The recordings are exactly what they sound like, the schmuck telling fans at a local mall that he's out of L.A. as soon as possible. It's the ad that follows both recordings that got us going. French maids? And they're not even naked? With free advertising from the New York Times, you'd think they'd make it worth it....

Maybe the maid's advice is good but we wouldn't know. We were too busy waiting for the towel to fall or the skirt to ride up.